Peter and the missus #4

Batman?

Peter was furious that night, ‘People speak the truth when they are drunk. I really don’t understand why wives make all the fuss about their husbands having a few drinks. Don’t you ladies want to know the truth about things?’

“Are you Batman?”, the missus asked.

“What? No!”, Peter was confused.

“Tell me, then”, the missus said. “Why waste a bottle of good whiskey?!”

Damn! Women are right – always.

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Peter and the missus #3

Mature Wine!

On a warm and comfy afternoon, the missus wanted to watch a romcom and they decided on 'Letters to Juliet'

“Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature”, was a dialogue. 

The missus, who was half asleep till then, suddenly woke up with enthusiasm and said, “Did you hear that?!” 

Peter wasn’t expecting a test during the movie and doubtfully asked, “Wine?”

She gave him a serious stare and said “Mature!”

Well, men will be men. And, women will be women.

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Peter and the missus #2

Magic trick anyone?

It was a cool Friday evening and Peter was busy playing FIFA on his PS3.

The missus, from the kitchen, asked, “Have you thought about any plans for the weekend?”

Peter thought for a while and did ‘The Joker’ imitation and said “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?” followed it with a scary laugh.

There was no response. Then she came to the living room, took a pencil from the cupboard and said “How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear”

“Oh, What the hell..!” Peter thought. “She didn’t even like ‘The Dark Knight’”.

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Peter and the missus..

'Peter and the missus' is a comedy series – at least that is what it believes and tries to be. They, Peter and the missus, are a loving happily married couple. Like all loving couples, they have many arguments that the missus wins (obviously!) and many fights where the husband gets beaten up (undoubtedly!). In every argument and in every fight, there is a silver lining - something to laugh about. End of the day, against all odds and over all arguments, their love is what keeps them going. (wink, wink)

Disclaimer: The conversations and situations between Peter and his missus are completely fictional. Resemblance to anyone (especially the author) is purely coincidental. And all the content has been edited, authorized and corrected by the missus – so blackmailing is not an option! :-)

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Peter and the missus #1

The Game of Chess

Peter got home early that day and was enjoying his home brewed coffee.

The missus was reading some philosophy on the Internet and read it out loud, "Life is like the game of Chess. Though the game is based on the King, all the powers are given to the queen. Never a king can win a game without the queen’s move”

Peter should have kept quiet and just nodded. Mesmerized by the superb coffee, he uttered the words, "True story". 

That’s when the fighting started. That’s when the queen made her moves – Left, right and center.

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