Peter and the missus #19

That ain't broke

For every little complaint that the missus made at home, Peter had one little response. "Don’t fix that ain’t broke, my dear"

The lights are not bright enough - "Don’t fix that ain’t broke, my dear"

The boiler needs checking, the water is not hot enough - "Don’t fix that ain’t broke, my dear"

And when Peter did not move from the couch one day with his usual lazy dialogue, the missus had the final say – "Well, Mr Peter.. you head ain’t broken but it definitely needs fixing, doesn’t it?"

The next day, the lights, boiler and everything else that needed fixing were fixed. 

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