Saturday 28 March 2015

Peter and the missus #20

The Three Golden Rules
As one of his new year resolutions Peter decided to dedicate the year 2014 to read a lot self-help books. From David Schwartz to Napoleon Hill, Norman Vincent Peale to Steven Covey, Peter read them all. Along the way, he formulated his own rules - especially the rules for a happy married life. He took them very seriously because he knew for fact that one wrong step in the way will prove disastrous.
Below are those golden rules that Peter believes will be the key to a happy married life for a generations to come.
Rule 1: The missus is always right. 
Rule 2: When the missus is wrong, Rule 1 applies. 
Rule 3: When the missus is absolutely two hundred and fifty four point nine percent (and can be proved in the court of law) WRONG, then just fall flat at her feet and apologize
<<Previous                                        Home                                                        Next>>

No comments:

Post a Comment